"Etiquette"

Mike: i don't understain edicit on wearing a beanie to work

i feel like my hair will be messed

but if its cold...

shouldn't it be accepted..

me: edicit?

Mike: etiquette

me: WOW

...Spelling Campion Del Mundo

Yesterday, My Mike Lee and I were playing golf. On about the 14th hole, after a few beers and a few double pars, My Mike Lee was getting very frustrated. While hitting out of the rough he kindly warned me to watch out because I was within the arc of possible directions his ball might go. I hurriedly backed off to a safe location while watching him take practice swings. After finally lining up to hit the ball, he swung back, swung forward, and smacked the ball straight into his own golf cart. The ball bounced off the cart directly back at him and landed within 12 inches of where he had originally hit it from. In a fit of rage My Mike Lee picked up his ball and attempted throw it onto the green. The unlucky combination of a misjudged throw, his sweaty hands, and his blind rage proved too much though. The ball slipped and he flung it directly into the water hazard. He shuffled towards his dented cart cursing loudly.

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Yesterday, my Mike Lee snuck into my apartment (which is 100 miles from his home) without me knowing, switched my old shower head for a newer massaging one, touched nothing else, then snuck out as quietely as he came. The awkward home-improvement ninja strikes again.

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Today, my friends and I were drinking tasty beverages while playing poker. My Mike Lee was playing (and losing horribly) while his girlfriend at-the-time watched alongside. Everyone was having a good time and during a momentary pause during the game, Mike Lee's girlfriend speaks for the first time:

"So.... do you guys all watch anime too?"

After a second of shocked silence, everyone bursts out in hysterical laughter as my Mike Lee stares at the ground.

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I asked my Mike Lee, "Would you rather live forever and completely alone or bleed to death?"

Mike Lee, "How long would you bleed?"

Me, "Til death."

Mike Lee, "This would be completely different if you were bleeding your whole life."

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Today, I asked my Mike Lee, "Would you rather watch Family Matters or Full House?"

Mike - "No no, you have to add in Trudy or something."

Me - "Who?"

Mike - "Ya know Trudy, he was like in Family Matters...or Facts of...or Family Ties..I don't know. I never watched those shows."

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Today my Mike Lee, Saleh and Ram were over at my place, debating fantasy football. Saleh was being a dick and told Mike Lee he was an idiot for not picking up a kicker, and then proceeded to ask him, "Who invited you anyways?"  Mike Lee put his beer down, walked out of my house, and went home.

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Today, my Mike Lee kicked down the glass window at Taco Bell because they weren't open at 3 AM.

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Today, I was taking a nap on my couch while watching a movie. In my delirious state I somehow notice the channel change. Upon opening my eyes, I notice that my Mike Lee had let himself in and had been sitting there for half an hour without making a sound...

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Today, my Mike Lee paid $70 to get into a club in Vegas. He spent the whole night sitting at a table by himself.

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Today I suggested to my Mike Lee that we should all get heinous t-shirts to wear. He said "It would be just like a bachelorette party, with all dudes!"

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Today, I told my Mike Lee "I'm looking for a stud, I got the STD, all I need is U", to which he responded, "Seal the Deal?",


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